Free Clothes?

Today I learned that (what I assume are) sorority girls are very, very wasteful. While I was moving out of my dorm, J.S. took out some trash for me. While doing so, he found a faux fur coat and brand-new pair of pajamas (with tags still on!) from Aeropostale sitting on the shelf in my hallway's trash closet. I think that after running them all through the laundry, I'll keep them.